Why were we researching “Sticky Foam”? Because the military wanted a way to stop an enemy without killing them, or at least a way to make them look really ridiculous before we arrested them.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I am crying... with laughter!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!