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1996 Classic: The Nintendo 64 Blur

 1996 is the year we realized that Mario looks much better as a collection of 3D triangles than he ever did as a flat sprite.

Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger02/20/1997 09:08M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Seinfeld_George11/09/2014 16:36What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Baywatch_Runner02/17/2008 17:37Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/28/2015 17:06Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball01/11/1998 07:42Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Prestige_World_W03/19/2009 19:51Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Space_Background12/16/2013 01:56The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Prodigy_User_X03/09/1997 01:13Way better than the Prodigy boards!

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