Why four tubes? So you can have the “Field of Vision” of a human and the “Neck Pain” of a giraffe.
Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!