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2016 Classic: The “Night Vision” GPNVG-18

Why do they look like spiders? To give the Special Ops guys the “Cool Factor” and a massive chiropractor bill.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran08/29/2004 06:35Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@StarWars_Nerd01/09/2003 05:25The farce is strong with this one!
@Success_Kid_Win01/12/2005 09:57Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Ring_Member_9801/17/2004 21:46Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@PopUp_Blocker_X05/04/1998 18:35I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@GG_WP_9808/03/2007 07:03Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/26/2006 05:07My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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