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2023 Vintage: The New Year’s 2024 Resolution

 “My resolution is to spend less time talking to AI and more time wondering if the Roman Empire is hiring.”

Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
 "Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
 "I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
 "My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
 Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
 "I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »

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2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
 "I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker08/09/2001 03:50It really whips the llama's ass!
@Austin_Powers_Groovy06/01/2005 13:59Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Net_Addict_200010/27/1995 04:10My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Scream_Ghostface07/01/2002 11:26Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Men_In_Black_K05/24/1998 20:06We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Pentium_Power01/08/2007 02:36My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Ferris_Bueller08/22/2015 23:46Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Champ_Kind_Wham02/09/1995 03:40WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Chain_Mail_Hater01/25/2009 19:49I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Technorati_Tag10/16/2007 16:43Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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