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2006 Vintage: The New Year Toast

 Why did we drink “Vitamin Water”? Because 2006 was the year we thought “Healthy Soda” was a real thing.

Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Twitter” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The Overtime Paradox
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2025 Classic: The Nintendo Switch 2 Launch
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The Reply All Disaster
A digital nightmare every office worker knows too well.I accident...read more »
Men will understand instantly…
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Guy calls in to his Boss:...
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2025 Classic: The "Office Siren" 2.0
 Why is the accountant wearing a 90s headset? She heard "Vintage ...read more »
2025 Classic: The World of Warcraft "21st Anniversary"
 Why was the IT room dark? because "Old Azeroth" is the only plac...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Laptop Resolution
 Why was "16K" the new dream? So we can see the "Pixel-Perfect Di...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King03/25/1995 13:13I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@ChatRoom_Queen10/21/2004 18:29A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Binary_Boy10/14/2015 05:2901001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Neo_The_One04/19/2011 11:42I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Blade_Runner_201906/23/1996 02:13All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Evil_Kermit_M07/18/2008 23:09Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Bernie_Mittens12/02/2008 15:02I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.

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