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2000 Vintage: The New Year Toast

Why did the IT team toast with coffee? Because they were the only ones who knew how close we came to… absolutely nothing happening.

Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scanner_Darkly12/03/2005 19:11I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Oracle_Says10/21/2006 08:04I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Trainspotting_Rent04/01/2008 12:44Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Bam_Margera_Fan09/14/2000 05:47Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Bill_Nye_Fan08/05/2004 16:38Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky09/24/2000 17:35One billion... laughs!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr10/22/2009 12:48The magic man... is laughing!
@Keyboard_Cat_P12/23/2001 09:49Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Ring_Member_9810/09/2004 07:38Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob06/28/2010 11:00The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

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