1997 Archive: The New Age Guru

“The bulb is not out; its energy has simply shifted.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

In 2004, the world changed forever when a small site called "TheF...read more »

@Terminator_T80009/16/2010 19:46I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Spice_Girl_Posh07/20/1995 21:23Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Shrek_Donkey11/16/2008 15:35And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Winamp_Playlist08/30/2009 08:39Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Agent_Smith_0111/21/2000 11:49It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Distracted_Boy11/29/2014 17:21Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Facepalm_Master08/31/2000 01:31I facepalmed and then I laughed.