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1996 Vintage: The Neon Paper Protocol

Printing the youth group retreat flyer on eye-searing, neon-pink paper because it was the only way to ensure teenagers wouldn’t immediately mistake it for regular trash.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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