1999 Classic: The Neo (The Matrix)

There is no light bulb.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Floppy_Disk_Hero11/28/1995 00:45I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@T9_Texter08/15/2001 10:374-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Harry_Potter_Hermione06/17/2015 13:46It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@BitTorrent_0104/10/2014 23:22Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Butthead_Uhhh07/21/1998 05:35Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Karate_Kid_Wax07/21/2010 06:08Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Cal_Naughton_Jr04/29/1995 01:38The magic man... is laughing!

@Forever_Alone_X02/07/2002 16:27At least I have my jokes to keep me company.