2002 Vintage: The “Nelly” Band-Aid

Why did the trick-or-treater have a bandage on his cheek for no reason? Because Nelly made “facial injuries” a fashion statement in 2002.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AOL_Keyword_Jokes02/05/1998 13:09Standard classic. Never gets old.

@Winamp_Skin_Maker09/26/2013 06:30Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Blue_Screen_Survivor02/19/2000 00:12At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher09/13/1997 12:13I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Shrek_Donkey12/01/2000 13:45And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!

@Broadband_Newbie02/07/2002 09:39Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Winamp_Playlist08/06/2001 02:39Shuffling... and this joke came up first!