Why was Mickey Mouse a basketball fan? Because the NBA moved to Disney World to finish the season in a “bubble,” where the only way out was a negative test or getting swept in the playoffs.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Beer" in the Stands (Premier League)
Why were the fans so happy? Because they were testing the right t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition
In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "A-Rod" Timberwolves Saga
Why was the ownership still a mess? Because Alex Rodriguez and th...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
The Baseball Contract
Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka "Major" Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »
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53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
2025 Archive: The UFC "Conor" Return?
Why was the 2025 poster still "TBA"? Because we’ve been waiting f...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
That was super fast and super funny!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
The best thing since version 1.0!