“I tried to download a girlfriend on Napster.” “Lars Ulrich showed up and sued me for copyright infringement before I could even get to the ‘first base’ file.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Ghosting
"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
The Morning Wish
A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
In 2000, adult humor shifted. We survived Y2K, only to get stuck ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
The future is laughing at us.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!