Why was the teenager wearing a “Vote for Pedro” shirt? Because he spent the whole BBQ practicing his stage routine and eating “tots” out of his cargo pants pocket.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "A Bar Song (Tipsy)"
Why was the 4th so "Country-Club"? Because Shaboozey had everyone...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Espresso" (Still!) Energy
Why are we still clinking spoons? Because 2024 belongs to Sabrina...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Star" Power
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because we realized that in 2024, ev...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Birds of a Feather" Billie
Why was the 4th so "Loyal"? Because Billie told us we’d "stick to...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
2024 Archive: The Gladiator II (Teasers)
Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2024 “Stanley Cups & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »
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35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Independence Day was a "Survival Challenge." We were all...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2022 “Top Gun & Running Up That Hill” Edition
In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »
2025 Archive: The SpaceX Starship Cruises
Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.