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2022 Classic: The Morbius “Morb”

Why the memes? For a movie so forgettable that the internet convinced Sony to release it a second time just so they could keep making jokes about “Morbin’ Time.”

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X08/14/2015 21:14Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Myspace_Tom11/26/2015 02:49I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Melrose_Place_Fan01/20/2006 14:53Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Shrek_Donkey11/02/2000 05:11And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@Mainframe_Manny02/06/1998 23:47Old school processing, new school laughs.
@Linux_Distro_User12/17/1997 14:33Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Brazil_Terry_G04/17/1999 14:25Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Celebrity_DM12/09/1998 10:46Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Sailor_Moon_Cry07/28/2004 09:32In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

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