Why was Melbourne so loud? Because Monica won the Australian Open, proving that heart and a two-handed backhand are more powerful than any obstacle.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
One joke to rule them all!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Found this on the deep end of the net.