A woman asks her husband, “Are you worried about the Y2K bug?” He says, “No, I’m more worried about the ‘Marriage Bug’—the one where I spend a fortune on a party and still end up sleeping on the couch because I forgot our anniversary.”
Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Mid-Life Crisis
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