Why were they getting shut down? Because a Specialist with a keyboard was more dangerous to the Pentagon’s narrative than a reporter with a camera.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
More capacity for humor on this site!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.