2006 Vintage: The Mike Krzyzewski 800 Wins

Why was “Coach K” still yelling? Because he reached 800 wins, proving that at Duke, time stands still and the floor is always polished.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »

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In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »

In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »

Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »

Negotiating life one strike at a time.The baseball player spent t...read more »

In 2009, the laws of physics were officially suspended. Usain Bol...read more »

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@Internet_Explorer_310/06/2002 02:27Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Beavis_Butthead10/08/2009 11:24Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Tech_Support_Guy01/10/2000 07:20Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Big_Snatch_Boris10/29/2002 14:55Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Austin_Powers_Y07/24/2008 11:13Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Borat_Very_Nice04/05/2004 03:18Very nice! Great success!

@Uncle_Rico_9807/10/2001 02:33I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.