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1998 Legacy: The Microsoft Antitrust Suit

Why was Bill Gates in court too? Because 1998 was the year the government decided that being “Too Successful” was a crime—unless you were the guy in the Oval Office.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Judge_Dredd_Law12/29/2005 03:05I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Starship_Troopers11/21/2006 10:56I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Mini_Me_Rocks08/16/2013 19:04... (Laughter in silence).
@Clans_Leader_9912/30/2004 04:45Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Selfie_King_0503/17/1996 20:45Taking a photo of me laughing!

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