Why was the BBQ attire 100% Bulls jerseys? Because MJ just finished the 72-10 season, and wearing #23 was the 1996 version of the American Flag.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Best result I ever found on a search engine.
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