Why did the 200m and 400m races feel like a glitch? Because Michael Johnson put on gold shoes and ran so fast that the cameramen had to ask for a raise just to keep him in the frame.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
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I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
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