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1996 Vintage: The Michael Johnson Gold

 Why did the 200m and 400m races feel like a glitch? Because Michael Johnson put on gold shoes and ran so fast that the cameramen had to ask for a raise just to keep him in the frame.

Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Golden Shoes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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