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1996 Classic: The Mars Attacks! Chaos

Why so many stars? Because Tim Burton wanted to see how many A-listers he could vaporize with a green laser before the audience realized there was no plot.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye06/06/1998 09:38Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Modem_Meltdown09/12/2008 17:07My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Gnutella_User06/28/2015 15:34Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Emule_Donkey07/27/2005 01:12Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude01/01/1995 04:45The Dude abides... this joke.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H03/10/1999 23:02Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Netscape_Now_B02/18/2002 07:45I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Frag_Master_9912/11/2015 13:24Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Afk_For_Laughs06/04/2013 22:49Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@True_Story_Neil08/26/1998 09:29True story! I was there!

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