Why so many stars? Because Tim Burton wanted to see how many A-listers he could vaporize with a green laser before the audience realized there was no plot.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
The Dude abides... this joke.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
True story! I was there!