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1996 Classic: The Marriage Counselor

 Counselor: “Do you have a mutual climax?” Husband: “No, we have a Mutual Fund. It’s the only thing we both get excited about once a month.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WAP_Navigator08/22/2004 17:32Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Shrek_Ogrelord03/07/2007 15:16Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Zoolander_Blue06/13/2000 08:06Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@AOL_Instant_Msg11/12/1998 20:49I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Toy_Story_Woody02/10/2005 02:27There is a joke in my boot!
@Optical_Mouse_9902/18/2000 02:30I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@Kill_Bill_Bride03/11/2008 05:16I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@Grunge_Lord_9411/03/1997 12:52I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Flashdance_What01/31/2011 19:09What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Loituma_Girl06/14/1998 16:14Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

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