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2018 Legacy: The Manny Pacquiao vs. Lucas Matthysse

Why was Manny still fighting at 39? Because he could still knock people out and he had a whole country to lead on his days off.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2018 “Philly Special & The French Renaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Lionel Messi "Last Dance" Hype
Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
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In 2018, logic took a break. The backup quarterback humiliated To...read more »
The Gym Membership
Paying monthly for a place you only visit in your dreams.I’ve bee...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Shohei" Documentary
Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »
2025 Classic: Wrexham in the Championship
Why was Ryan Reynolds crying (again)? Because the Hollywood-owned...read more »
2025 Classic: The PGA vs. LIV "Peace" Deal
Why was the merger so slow? Because lawyers move slower than a Su...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran05/28/1996 10:57Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Mean_Girls_Regina11/29/2005 00:12Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Coffee_Addict01/29/1995 22:29404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@CRT_Degauss01/04/1998 06:16BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Walter_Sobchak02/15/2006 00:30Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Space_Background01/09/1999 16:50The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Slashdot_Effect08/25/2005 18:21We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Cool_Story_Bro08/04/2015 00:39Actually, it IS a cool story!
@Safari_Surfer05/14/2013 17:45A wild laugh appeared!

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