1998 Classic: The Mall Goth

“The darkness is just a reflection of my soul.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2022, our reality felt like it was splitting into a multiverse...read more »

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2003, the world actually went dark during the Northeast Blacko...read more »

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending according to the Mayan c...read more »

How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many ca...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ...read more »

How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb? One....read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two...read more »

In 1998, the world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," Google had just...read more »

@Y2K_Ready05/16/2009 20:29If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor03/01/2013 04:45You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@The_Real_Morpheus02/11/2002 07:46What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Lion_King_Pumbaa02/18/1999 21:00They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Zoolander_Derek08/27/2002 14:05What is this? A joke for ants?

@Animorphs_X04/27/2007 00:22I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Speed_Racer_Go08/15/2013 08:25Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Afk_For_Laughs03/31/2010 15:03Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.