1995 Legacy: The Magic Johnson

Why was he practicing? Because he was contemplating a comeback, and the world realized that “Magic” never really leaves the building.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized t...read more »

In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »

In 2011, the sports world was about pure drama and the fall of "S...read more »

In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »

Why was Bethpage Black already looking scary? Because the New Yor...read more »

Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »

Why was the Italian border so crowded in March? Because Lewis Ham...read more »

In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »

Why was MSG actually happy? Because they finally had a team that ...read more »

In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »

Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »

Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »

Turning left for four hours is a professional skill.Why did the N...read more »

Why was the league so "International"? Because Roger Goodell deci...read more »

@Napster_King10/29/2012 07:12I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Net_Addict_200007/17/1996 12:34My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.

@Emule_Donkey09/03/2010 06:54Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Uncle_Rico_9810/03/2007 14:01I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Brick_Tamland_L07/21/2004 17:41I love lamp. And I love this joke.