I tried to do the Macarena at the bank, but I lost my balance.
Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Plug and Play laughter!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!