Why did the moon go to the bank? To change its “quarters.”
Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
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They were acting odd.read more »
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Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!