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2008 Archive: The Lipstick on a Pig Quote

Why was the 2008 campaign so metaphorical? Because both parties realized that if they talked about actual math, the voters would just start crying.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 2008 “Yes We Can & Financial Meltdown” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower03/21/2015 18:08The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Fresh_Prince_9007/15/2008 04:09In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Full_House_Michelle07/19/2004 21:45You got it, dude! Very funny.
@SoundBlaster_AWE05/20/2013 09:32Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Starship_Troopers12/25/2008 21:05I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Linkin_Park_Fan09/30/2011 05:48In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Yugioh_Duelist07/14/2009 23:35You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Dancing_Baby_9608/05/1997 17:44Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

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