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2007 Classic: The LinkedIn “Professional Network”

 Why did the salesman have 500 connections? Because he added everyone he saw in the elevator.

Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The 2007 “iPhone & The Ribbon” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The Resignation Letter
The final boss of office communication.I’m thinking of quitting m...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain Rot" Dictionary
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2025 Classic: The Adobe "Sora" Plugin
 Why was the designer happy? He typed "Make it pop" and the AI ge...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Joke of 2025
 Why did the manager bring a "Llama" to the Christmas party? Beca...read more »
69 Office Groaners: The 2016 "Pokémon GO & No Headphone Jack" Edition
Welcome to 2016 – the year the office became a PokéStop&nbsp...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2022 "ChatGPT & Wordle" Edition
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 Why is his photo still there? Because even in 2025, he’s the onl...read more »
81 Office Groaners: The 2005 "Michael Scott & YouTube" Edition
Welcome to 2005 – the year the American version of The Offic...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz04/01/2003 08:54To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@DotCom_Survivor01/16/2010 16:30I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@MP3_Encoder04/13/2004 11:59128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Winamp_Playlist11/03/2005 05:30Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@Success_Kid_Win10/20/2000 23:11Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@DMOZ_Volunteer12/25/1997 13:40Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@YouTube_Beta_User11/15/2000 01:18I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Noob_Slayer_X04/14/2014 15:47Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

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