1996 Archive: The Lifeguard

“No running toward the light socket!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

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How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

In 2010, the world felt like a dream within a dream. Steve Jobs g...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. On...read more »

How many stand-up comedians does it take to change a light bulb? ...read more »

How many union workers does it take to change a light bulb? Fifte...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many philosophers does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

How many abstract artists does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

@Pager_Guy09/12/2005 07:47Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Lion_King_Pumbaa09/26/2001 02:35They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!

@Jordan_Fan_2310/17/2011 19:54Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Mocking_Sponge03/20/1999 13:31mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.

@Filter_Fanatic10/20/2014 04:52This joke looks better with a sepia filter.