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2012 Classic: The Life of Pi Boat

Why the tiger? For proving that a movie about a boy on a boat with a CGI cat can be a masterpiece, as long as the water looks pretty enough for 3D.

Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Return
Why the wait? For a 36-year sequel that proved Michael Keaton sti...read more »
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
Why Jigsaw? For the 11th time we realized that if John Kramer inv...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
Why Adam Driver? For proving that he can play any Italian man of ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Fantastic Four Retro-Future
Why the 60s vibe? Because Marvel realized that the only way to ma...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2011 “Hogwarts Ends, Apes Rise & Bridesmaids” Edition
In 2011, Hollywood was all about the "Grand Finale" and the "Unex...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
Why Bill Skarsgård? For a remake that proved that even after 100 ...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Gladiator II (Late Run)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy12/10/2010 13:35Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Neo_The_One08/06/2006 22:11I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Snatch_Mickey09/10/2012 16:40Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/11/1999 19:20The magic man... is laughing!
@Brennan_Huff_X10/15/2001 03:10I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@AllYourBase_9904/05/2005 19:06All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Nyan_Cat_Space12/15/2001 15:02Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Y_U_NO_Laugh02/02/2014 07:40Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Browser_War_V06/21/2007 11:01Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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