1995 Classic: The Library Silence

Why did the lawyer get kicked out of the library? He was caught trying to cross-examine the dictionary.

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/27/2010 04:06Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Pizza_Pizza_9910/10/1995 19:54Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Optical_Mouse_9903/11/2007 02:59I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@StoneCold_31610/13/2002 17:54And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Heathers_Winona01/11/2001 10:05Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Opera_User_9911/12/2011 21:52Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.