Why was 2022 a nightmare for Sir Lewis? Because for the first time in 15 years, he didn’t win a single race, proving that even a GOAT needs a car that doesn’t “porpoise” like a dolphin.
Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Inside the NBA" Move
Why were we watching Shaq and Chuck on a different channel? Becau...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition
In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »
The Cricket Length
A sport that lasts longer than most vacations.I watched a cricket...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
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The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »
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It's game 7 of the NBA...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
As if! This is too funny.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.