2024 Legacy: The Lemon

I hope my new headset isn’t a “lemon.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "hardened."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

@Korben_Dallas_Tax02/11/1995 11:37I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Big_Snatch_Boris04/01/2014 07:20Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Daria_Morg10/24/2010 12:30My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Evil_Kermit_M02/02/2012 16:27Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Bebo_Lover_0512/20/1999 02:43Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!

@Club_Penguin_Kid02/08/2015 00:39Waddle on over and read this!