Why did the phone cross the road? Because Siri told us she wasn’t allowed to answer that question, but she could search the web for “chicken psychology.”
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2011 “Cloudy with a Chance of Dragons” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.