The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with a laser printer.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 2014 “Cloud Storage, Tablet Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!