1995 Archive: The Laser Disc

It’s like a CD, but the size of a pizza, and it makes you look like a tech-god until you have to flip it halfway through the movie.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

My AI just canceled a meeting I didn't want to go to, ordered my...read more »

I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Step into 2002 – the year when reality TV truly took over our bra...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

We’re still debating if the musical was a good idea. 2025 is a "...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m alre...read more »

@Britney_Spears_Fan01/30/2005 09:22Oops, I laughed again!

@Broadband_Newbie09/21/1997 23:22Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Noob_Slayer_X12/19/2012 00:46Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Map_Maker_X10/12/2001 22:04The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

@Believe_It_Or_N12/02/2009 06:13I choose to believe it’s funny.

@Net_Neutrality08/03/2011 17:22Equality for all jokes!