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1998 Classic: The Laptop Weight

 Why were 1998 laptops like salaries? Hard to get and even harder to lift.

Part of the 61 Office Groaners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color11/17/1999 21:08Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
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