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1995 Archive: The Laptop Weight

 Why did the salesman have huge muscles? He had to carry a 15-pound “portable” computer.

Part of the 60 Classic Office Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

The Desktop Wallpaper
The only window to the outside world many of us have.My desktop w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The New Year Toast
 Why did we drink "Synthetic Champagne"? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
78 Office Groaners: The 2017 "Fidget Spinners & FaceID" Edition
Welcome to 2017 – the year the office sounded like a swarm of bee...read more »
71 Office Groaners: The 2018 "GDPR & Fortnite" Edition
Welcome to 2018 – the year your inbox died a slow death from thou...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
74 Office Groaners: The 2013 "Vine & Let It Go" Edition
Welcome to 2013 – the year Microsoft admitted its mistake and rel...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Dune 3" Hype
 Why is the manager wearing a "Stillsuit"? Because the office AC ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Office Password
 Why was it "ReloadSigma2025!"? Because the system needed a fresh...read more »
67 Office Groaners: The 2008 "Great Recession & App Store" Edition
Welcome to 2008 – the year the economy went "CRASH," the App...read more »
76 Office Groaners: The 2023 "Barbenheimer & Vision Pro" Edition
Welcome to 2023 – the year the office turned pink thanks to ...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Home_Alone_Kevin06/14/2013 00:52Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Geocities_Neighbor05/04/2013 06:32Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Titanic_Jack07/11/1998 07:30I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Cipher_Steak03/20/2014 11:24Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/06/2011 06:39Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Blink_182_Mark09/15/2010 16:35What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Speed_Racer_Go07/12/2011 17:02Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@White_Goodman_G02/09/2004 06:04We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Streamer_Pro_9901/20/1996 11:27Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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