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2009 Legacy: The Laptop

 I’m “folding” my laundry while I vlog.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Emule_Donkey10/09/1996 07:01Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball02/06/2006 23:13Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Bad_Luck_Brian07/27/2000 05:50Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Salt_Bae_Original04/19/2012 00:37Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Construction_Dig05/18/2000 20:42Still digging for more humor!
@Blogger_Default02/09/2008 18:35Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@LiveJournal_Deep09/04/2014 03:33Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Map_Maker_X01/17/2004 18:07The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.

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