Why was the wrong winner announced? Because the universe wanted to show that “Inaccurate Results” weren’t just for the 2016 polls.
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Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.