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2022 Vintage: The Kyrie Irving “Suspension”

Why was the NBA so chaotic? Because Kyrie posted a link, didn’t apologize, and got a timeout, proving that the “Big Three” in Brooklyn was actually a “Big Zero” in terms of stability.

Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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