Why did they declare it in February? Because after nine years of “it’s complicated,” they decided to just update their relationship status to “Single and Sovereign.”
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My CPU is running hot after this one!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
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Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.