Why did the President relate to the giant ape? Because he also felt like he was being swarmed by “biplanes” (the media) while trying to hold onto something precious.
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That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Taking a photo of me laughing!