I’m “typing” my way through a blue-check crisis.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
No way! That’s too much!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!