Why the return? For a sequel that proved that even after ten years, Jason Bourne still can’t find a computer he can’t hack in five seconds.
Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2016 “Deadpool, Civil War & The Wrong Envelope” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2023 Archive: The Elemental Elements
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38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
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34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition
In 2002, Hollywood was all about breaking records and digital bou...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Wonka Candy
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2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
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2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
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2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
Why Halle Bailey? For a remake that proved her voice is magical e...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!