Why was it so intense? Because she wanted to make sure that everyone in the building was awake before the three-hour marathon of “Thanking my agent” began.
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
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The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Super green! Hilarious!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.