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2012 Archive: The Jack Reacher Size

Why Tom Cruise? For proving that if you’re a 5-foot-7 action star, you can still play a 6-foot-5 book character as long as you stare at people intensely.

Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X08/02/2001 12:06Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@SpiceGirls_Fan02/08/2002 18:32Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Doom_Marines07/23/2007 06:12Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Eminem_Fan_0004/30/2012 08:48Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Fight_Club_Member03/19/2014 01:59I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan12/22/2005 12:40Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@He_Man_Power12/03/2008 03:55I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real01/23/2001 07:47I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Second_Life_Avy02/28/2001 13:50In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

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